I drafted this update on various things a couple of weeks ago but didn't get around to posting it. Most of this info is a a little on the stale side, but I expect it to provide really important context for some scintillating posts to come in the very near future.
Pants: Still too tight. Way too tight.
Job: Still none (swear it's like tossing resumes into the abyss - a faint optimistic whistly, rustly sound as they descend, and then just an eerie silence. That pretty much sums up the job search to date.)
Feet: (this is a new topic for the blog but far from new to me) Flat. Totally flat, as in "Oh God your feet are totally flat," says the foot doctor. Born that way. Nothing to be done but throw out all the cute shoes and invest in $500 orthotics that aren't covered by JTM's insurance. Uh....not this week, thanks. Managed to convince to do a quick and dirty temporary solution for much less cash. Hoping against hope that the new insoles will give me some relief cause man, the dogs have been barking louder and louder with each passing day!
Teen Boys: Still totally unqualified to parent teenagers (see Holding Hands), but somehow managing to keep everyone in school and out of rehab.
But the real news is that we are moving next month. MOVEZILLA! YEAH! Bring it on.