Mama's got a brand new....

The following exchange (which actually took place) represents how things are going for me in terms of diet and exercise this holiday season:

JTM: *rummaging in fridge looking for butter*

Me: I must have bought at least ten pounds of butter for holiday cooking and baking over the last month.

JTM: I know, I'm wearing a lot of it around my waist, AND I've even been working out!

Me: *looking down at pants that actually fit properly three weeks ago * Uh, yeah....well, I've got a new camel toe.